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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Well, this is fun.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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