a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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your all shit at jokes

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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