What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

youre gay

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Ben is gay

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Knock Knock Come in!

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Women's rights.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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