How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Asians...

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What is a dog? Bark

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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