Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Hello world

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Got milk? No.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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