Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Haha pizza

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Fruitcake

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Goat balls.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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