Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What is 6 plus 9? 15

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

The chicken crossed the road.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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