- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Knock knock! Yes?

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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