Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Nickelback

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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