What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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9/11

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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