Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

justin littleton. nuff said

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Dallas Cowboys

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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