Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Women rights.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

a banana

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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