Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A Jew returns change.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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i fondle myself every night....

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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You're so straight!

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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