what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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SPAMS!!!

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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