What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Hi poop!

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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