- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

kennah campion... being nice

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What time is it? 10:58

I am a real homosexual

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Hello

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

SAY

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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