Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Penis

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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live babies

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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