What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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The WNBA

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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The geese of Growmore

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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