What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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ur mother

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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barack osama

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Myspace

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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nbjhfghl

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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