Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Obamacare!

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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