what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Womens rights.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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A black man killed someone

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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