Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Sea World Japan.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

A man walks into a bar.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

9:11 make a wish

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

This is not Will Smith.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

justin littleton. nuff said

Women's Golf

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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