What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Slavery lol

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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The geese of Growmore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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