Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Baseball

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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knock knock come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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