When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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The WNBA.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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