- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Canada

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Satan called. I put him on hold.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

This is not a joke.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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