-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What comes after "Q" R

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Josh kissing a girl

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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