Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Nicholas Cage

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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