When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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666

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Penis

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25

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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lololololololololol

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Hi poop!

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

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