my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

hi my name is? joe

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

why did the man die? he got shot

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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