Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Small breasts.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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