Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Pickle!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Anti Joke

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