I am a real homosexual

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

cheese

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

two fish are in a tank.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Grapefruit.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

I don't get it

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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