What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

a black guy leaves prison

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

whats better than shoes feet

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

God.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

A fat man buys a salad

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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