Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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newt gingrich

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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A fat man buys a salad

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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