Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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your life

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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