Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Whoa! A talking carrot!

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Hello

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What time is it? 10:58

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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