How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Ben is gay

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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