Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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but there is a road to the super market

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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I dislike old people.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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haha.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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