What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Tacos

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Slavery

Women

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

yo mama so fat she's fat

WNBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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