*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Women's Rights

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Hey

The glass is half an hour.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

I love you.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

A horse walks into a bar...n

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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