Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Poopsack Jones

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stuff and dogs {()}

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Women's Rights

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i hate you.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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noodles

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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PENIS

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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