What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Jokes are funny.

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Anti Joke

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