a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Adam Sandler.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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