- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

A Muslim blows up a bar

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Nickelback.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

A Mormon walks into a bar.

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