Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Someone told me about this website.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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obama is a good president

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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