A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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jack shine has boobs

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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