What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

co jo kurwa tocza?

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

A man walks into a bar.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

i heart wiener

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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