Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Women"s Rights

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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shut up

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Penis in a box.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Communism

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Like this joke

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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