Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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lol

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Unflushed Shit...

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