Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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8=D

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Dozer has a soul

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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