How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

American Idol

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Anti jokes.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

ollie is a fag so are you

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Write your own

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Women's Rights

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Woman's Rights.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

NEVER

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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