What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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An asian walks out of math class

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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balls in ya mouf

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Hey Caleb.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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