yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

cory is gay

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Anti Joke

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