Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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