women's rights.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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8=D

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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MICHAEL

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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