How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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