Amputations.

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Hellen Keller

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Whats9+10 19

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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