When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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