What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Your mom

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Is this a chair?

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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