Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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This is my joke. funny

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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