What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Knock knock Who's there My dick

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

The WNBA.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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