Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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robin, get in the car.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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