- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

test

MICHAEL

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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