- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Chuck Norris

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Womens rights

Whats funnier than 24? 25

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

T-Dog scare me

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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