- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Take my wife- to the store.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

im a selling a car

Yes. Just Yes.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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