How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Chuck Norris

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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