cory is gay

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Compton

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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obama is a good president

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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