what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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