- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

I have no ideas.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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